Privacy policy

How much of you personal data do we collect and store? 0%. None. Nothing at all.

We use the name and address you provided to ship your order.

How many mailing lists do you get added to when you order from us? NONE! I mean, we DO have mailing lists but we want you to join them willingly. No one likes getting sneaky added to a mailing list! That's rude and now illegal in Europe (shout out to the EU!) Want to join on purpose? Here's how: http://eepurl.com/cyDjDj

In all seriousness - we never have and never will collect your data.

This is a Shopify website and this is their Privacy Policy: https://www.shopify.com/legal/privacy